Stronger Speed Enforcment Laws

These damn things aren't supposed to talk back!

Sup Bra

I can think of lots worse jobs to do that to hold a hot chick whaps all day. I dont think that would ever wear thin, no matter how long you did it for. You would never want to retire.

Coffin Transport

So they're just haulin them around on bikes now? Is there a person in it?

Jeopardy player has his mind in the gutter

Spoke a little too soon, did ya?

Sweet Suicide

Tell me, i've always wondered, If you shoot yourself with your phone is that social suicide? I only ask because if you post the results to the interwebs and are not cute enough to make the cut you suffer social death.

Even the hippo gets a birthday treat

Happy birthday, big guy!

“Jersey Shore” Gone Wilde, Part 1

Here’s a “What If…” to ponder in those quieter moments of your day: What if those Jersey Shore guidobags spoke their particular vein of English in the style of Oscar Wilde? In fact, don’t ponder it because this video does it for you.

Women and Statues

A grope of girls just having some fun. And if someone asks, the question is not "why are they doing that with statues", No, its "way aren't they doing that with live people, such as men". I'm just saying. :)
Perhaps the fact is that we are not sufficiently tightened.

Ellen's Favorite Hidden Camera Pranks!

Ellen knows all the stars, which is great when you want to do hidden camera pranks because it means you get to wind up the likes of David Beckham and they can't get angry with you because you're Ellen, comedic muff diver. All hail Pranksgiving and al hail Ellen.